I Knew this was going to happen

B: Mom, what are we doing today?
H: After breakfast, you have a haircut and then we'll go to story time.
B: Will you go with me?
H: (touched that he wants to spend time with me after his first week back at school) Sure, honey, I'll go with you.
B: Mom, I want to go to story time by myself. You go get coffee.
H: Well, the manager says that a grown up has to be with you.
B: Then you sit away, Mom.

What's next? "Um, Mom? Can you just drop me off in the parking lot at preschool. I don't want the other kids to know my MOM had to bring me to school."