Christmas Dangers... Ben says

Just in time... a holiday installment of "Ben Says"

While watching "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
B: Mommy, watch out! It's the VON-ABLE snowman. He's like a bad creature that's a monster.

This week, members of the KC Symphony came to school for a Christmas concert for the children.
Symphony Guy: The next piece we're going to play is from The Nutcracker. Does anyone know what a nutcracker is?
B: Yeah, it's a guy that pie-yas people.
Riley: Nu-UH, Ben. It's a play.

Fine Dining
H: Ben, where would you like to go for lunch?
B: Ummm...how about Chicks-Away?
H: Ok. We can go to Chick-fil-a.
B: But not Flushed Away (it's a movie)
H: Nope.
B: Yeah, 'cus that's gross. We don't eat pee. (giggles hysterically)

Riding in the car
B: Mommy (waits 2 seconds). MOMMY (waits 2 more seconds). WHOO-HOO, MOMMY....

While holding a microphone that goes with our new SingStar game
B: Whadda we want to sing?
H: Hmm, maybe something 80's (since we have the 80's version).
B: I know.. how about.... WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (sung--screamed-- in perfect Axel Rose style)

On holiday traditions
H: Santa brings us toys from the North Pole.
B: Does he have a Target there or does he go to Costco?