Shopping List

The next time you're at the grocery store, Ben would sure appreciate it if you could add the following to your list:

1) Fruit by the Toe

We have no idea why he calls it "Fruit by the Toe" instead of "Fruit by the Foot." Maybe he thinks it's less disgusting to eat toes than a whole foot. This item is best purchased at Costco so that you can buy 1,000,000 rolls of smushed fake fruit at a time.

2) Dr. Amanda Juice

Ben first tasted this juice at a baby shower for Jeremy and Amanda. When we went to the store later that day, he requested "Dr. Amanda Juice." Ever since, that's what we've called it. No word yet on whether Baby Linus will call it "Dr. Mommy Juice".


And, most importantly, please don't forget your....
3) Jesus




Yep. You read that right. My child thinks that fake-cheese crackers are his Lord and Savior. I think it's a standard case of hearing the word differently than it is said, but there is nothing funnier than hearing a request for a big bowl of "Jesus."