Calls it as he sees it

Tonight at bedtime:

H: Time to pick out a book.
B: I'm 'Lighting the Fween'
D: Come on, Buddy. Find a book to read.
H: Ben. Choose a book.
B: I'm a famous race car. Here I go.
H: Seriously. Book. Now.
B: Woah! I'm fast.
H: Benjamin. Find a book to read or Mommy and Daddy will turn off the lights and go.
B: You're bossy to me.